A lovely little Q & A with Maria Iskariot

Get to know the fabulous riotous bunch that is Maria Iskariot in this cheeky little Q & A.Then get to grips with the latest offering ‘Leugenaar’. We have had the pleasure of seeing them do their stuff and we recommend that you do the same. There are dates below.

Hello Maria Iskariot….. welcome to the DeClunk universe.

Please describe your surroundings so that we can all settle in together.

We are currently in the van, driving to a small Belgian town where all the people talk very  slow. Loeke has just eaten cauliflower and everything stinks like farts. Sybe is driving, helena is writing. Amanda is, as always, sleeping.

Please introduce the band and what each person brings to Maria Iskariot.

Helena is the founder and child star of the band (because she is a genius and has the biggest ego), Sybe is the CEO (because he has a dick), Loeke does the human relations (because she is very nice and friendly and we are not) and Amanda is the intern (because she is an immigrant) but we are considering to promote her (because she learned Dutch).

Where do you call ‘home’?

We live together in a yellow farm, with flowers and and a greenhouse, six cats and a donkey. It’s just around the corner when you are following the road to heaven (or to hell – depending where you come from)

How did the name come about? Who is Maria Iskariot? Did you have any other names in the hat and what were they? Somebody reading this might need them.

We were all raised by nuns and our little hearts were filled by the lord’s joy. But then we found guitars and now we love dissonance and ripping loud music. It has something to do with human duality or stuff.

The name could have been Judas Christ but that’s very lame and also to close to Judas Priest.

“Leugenaar” is the latest single, what’s it all about?

Meaning is something you have to create yourself. Or ask chat gpt.

DeClunk had the pleasure of seeing you folks in Newcastle with Tropical Fuck Storm. You folks stormed it. Can we expect an album and a UK tour this year?

An album yes. A uk tour depends on how big your blog is.

Where do you find inspiration for the music and lyrics?

Porn, perversities, Weltschmerz and cuddling with Sybe stinky, blind Shih-Tzu Sofietje.

How do you go about writing a new song? Music first? Lyrics?

Witchcraft

Any tensions in the band? Musical differences? You know, things to break up about, like The Beatles..(just trying to get a scoop!!)

Amanda likes Pearl Jam but we try not to talk about it.

We recommend to you….

  • Pill Fangs album PF1
  • Tanya Tagaq album Tongues
  • Bonnie Trash album Mourning You

Your turn….

  • No prisoners – 13 songs for good luck
  • The yummy mouths – Apopcalypse Park
  • Metal Molly – Surgery for Zebra

Can you see yourselves playing gigs at 80 years old? You know, like the rolling stones, McCartney, Dylan and so on.

Yes

What do you think would be on your rider?

Viagra for Sybe

Lots of cortisone / adrenaline syringes

Some robots to carry our stuff

Batteries

Anti-depressants

On overnight fishing trips, we drink a few beers and end up having a bankside disco around 11 o’clock. Luckily nobody ever witnesses this. What would be on your bankside drunken disco playlist?

All the things she said – Tattoo

Sadness – stash

Don’t speak – no doubt

Total eclipse of the heart – Bonnie Taylor

Milkshake – Kelis

Do you have a talent that is not musical? You know, plate spinning, snake charming, tightrope walking, that sort of thing

Sybe has a special trick – but you have to be here to see it.

If we were to come to your town for a weekend, where would you take us?

To frituur Hendrik, where Philippe used to be. All the rest is fake.

12 April – Rotfest, Willemeen – Arnhem, NL
17 April – Gebouw-T – Bergen op Zoom, NL
18 April – Motel Mozaiquem – Rotterdam, NL
19 April – dB’s – Utrecht, NL
20 April – These Go To Eleven – Zwolle, NL
26 April – Code Oranje – Nijmegen, NL
01 May – Red Rock – Brugge, BE
24 May – Sniester – Den Haag, NL
30 May – Rock Affligem – Affligem, BE
06 June – Gladiolen – Olen, BE
19 June – EDP – Cologne, DE
20 June – Kohi -Karlsruhe, DE
21 June – Umsonst+Draußen Festival, Würzburg, DE 
22 June – Farewell Youth Fest – Dresden, DE 
27 June – Grensrock – Menen, BE
28 June – Jera On Air, Ysselsteyn, NL
05 July – Wilde Weide – Kraggenburg, NL
18 July – Rock Herk – Herk De Stad, BE
19 July – Zwarte Cross – Lichtenvoorde, NL
09 August – Muhlen Madness Festival – Aachen, DE
14 August – HfG Kapelle – Frankfurt, DE
15 August – Bruckenfestival – Nurnberg, DE
16 August – Druckluft – Oberhausen, DE